Telephone

I have a telephone at home. Quite a nice discovery I have made today. Of cause I new this before. I mean, since I moved into my new room, I often have noticed the device staying under my table. Sometimes it even rang, mostly Saturnday mornings, as I still was trying to sleep. A also knew I was paying for it. The problem was: I did not know the number. It was harder to get than it seemed. Some people that promised they would tell me the number have forgotten do to so. Some other told me to remind them later, which I have forgotten to do. At last, I tried to call my cell phone, but even this attempt failed. But now, at last, I have the number. Now I need someone I could call...